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i heard you fuck through the wall - I -

heard you fuck now

Created on 2006-03-15 01:24:08 (#9777149), last updated 2009-07-17

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Name:	flashback of a feeling ;
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Me, as in Jesse, go by many names, from Snavvies to Snapple to Snapiskan to even the more esoteric, like "you," "hey you," and even "woman!" Whatever you call me I answer, so long as I'm certain you're calling me. I've been known to have a bleeding heart, often leading to incomparible workloads and several favors owed in just about everything, fuck.

All I want to do is help, and can get quite anxious if I'm made to feel like I'm doing anything but. Then again, I have gotten in my first fist-fight and managed to make a fuck-buddy go crazy, so maybe my pussy is magic which means I'm definitely not helpful at all.

I am literally a poet when I didn't know it, a decent writer (a PUBLISHED! writer, ~~one~~ TWO short storyies beetches), and generally friendly. I have long and pretentious reasons for almost anything I do, and am stubborn and hard-headed when anyone tries to convince me to change my ethical views - because I convince myself to different ideas regularly. However, this doesn't mean I don't listen... I have been known to digest an idea and thank someone later.

You might say I'm at an emotional crisis in life which I find often follow identity crisis. I bought make-up then realized I didn't ever want to use it, fucked a few guys and realized it was too easy to get their attention, and ate a piece of chicken, but got violently ill. After all of that, I realize the only issue is I'm too goddamn hard on myself and in turn people are too goddamn hard on me. Then again, I'm the one who's going nuts. (Fair warning.)

You might have seen me in Academic Excellence and the Slacker who Went There, Adventures of the Corporately Uneventful and Know-it-Alls from Planet X. I assure you these are all wonderfully B-rated pictures that don't ever grasp the entirety of one's perception.

In closing, despite not having many good things to say about myself I do think I have a lot to teach others, and would make an interesting person to have an acquaintance with - and am always looking for those who can tolerate me long enough to give me a whirl.

age 24
personality keywords abrasive, bossy, helpful, usually confident, foot-in-mouth, supportive, strict, impulsive, passionate, intelligent, bored
basics female, single![ish], epileptic:(, hippy-liberal-face, college senior depending on whims, english major (writing)/history major, linguistics minor, honours, ~~ex-~~roleplayer
music metric, fleet foxes, vienna teng, ccr, roy orbison, miyavi, shiina ringo/tokyo jihen, sondre lerche, clazziquai project, freeTEMPO, gogol bordello, three dog night, the beatles, asobi seksu, mika, yoshii lovinson, the who, keane, broken social scene
writers vonnegut, fitzgerald, tolstoy, murakami ryu, murakami haruki, ngugi wa thiong'o, roberto bolano
books 2666, the great gatsby, hatchet, sputnik sweetheart, coin locker babies, war and peace, maus, slaughterhouse five, the writer and the world, watchmen, the dark night returns, the killing joke, decolonizing the mind
movies everything is illuminated, the truman show, bonnie and clyde, titus, the neverending story, the lion king
video games odin sphere, super mario galaxy, persona 2: tsumi + batsu, persona 3, persona 4 (catch a trend?), final fantasy vi, x, + xii, anything sonic the hedgehog, toejam and earl, gyakutan saiban 1-3, dokapon kingdom, samurai western
obsessions aromatherapy/homeopathy, ethics, the media, norwegian, kiswahili, japanese, bulgaria, kosovo, russian history, existentialism, determinism, the enlightenment, romantic literature, post-colonialism, proto-socialism, asiatic pop culture/fashion/mass media, human sexuality, animal rights, economics even if i'm really bad at it, writing, love and the lack of existence thereof, being a better person, everything.

the ever growing list of surprising things i'm interested in/can do:
always get sick in texas. aromatherapy. chinese horoscopes. linguistics (blind-folded, thanks). dance. dance pretty damn well. play ddr on all the hardest levels except those disgusting fast songs. cook decently (***of****). eat anything with chopsticks. touch my tongue to the tip of my nose. rap in three languages. crack my shoulders (it's gross). snap my hips (even gross-er). walk, a lot. draw decently. clean (yes, this is a skill). dress fabulously. FRUiTS. norse sagas. travel. interior design. wall scrapbooking. acting (decent, too!). fail at karaoke and love it. excellent morning barista. get dumped rather messily. puke at work and still work. exfoliate!! dump rather messily.